The Dick and Balls Decanter

But for real though. That’s the title. That’s it. There’s nothing else.

Earlier this week I had a telehealth call with my PCP to go over recent labs. It was an annoyingly familiar conversation full of, “Things look great. Labs look good.” End of story. (Even though I’m still in pain and convinced that food is slowly killing me.)

She recommends 2000 international units of vitamin D3 and off I go to Amazon. 😒